Tetsubo

Vanguard

Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking Tetsubo 6 Stars ☆☆☆☆☆☆

Yamato

BronzeSilver

Illustrator	遁
Release Date	3/28/2025
Availability	Ether Shop Only

[Crystalline Good] Volume of Ninja Master of All Trades

Characters[template edit]

	Rank	LVL	HP	ATK	ASPD	DEF	MRES	BLK	REP	COST
		1	946	220	1.2	142	0	1	30	12
		50	1214	283	1.2	183	0	1	30	12

Silver Rank Up {{{{{upgrade}}}}}

	Rank	LVL	HP	ATK	ASPD	DEF	MRES	BLK	REP	COST
		1	1214	283	1.2	183	0	1	30	12
		80	1619	378	1.2	245	0	1	30	12

Silver Rank Up Rank Up Rank Max Bronze Bronze to Silver Max Silver Materials 26556 DRACO 24142 EXP 30000 DRACO 10 5 [[File:{{{Mat3}}}.png|80px]]{{{Mat3Amount}}} {{{Draco3}}} DRACO {{{Exp2}}} EXP

TRAIT COST +1 per enemy defeated. Does not reimburse Deploy COST upon withdrawal.
NATURE Fleeing is Winning When HP hits 0, it is treated as a normal withdrawal as opposed to a forced withdrawal
DEPLOYMENT INFO Deploy Tile: Low Ground Damage Type: Single-Target Physical Attack Reach: Ground			Large Unit {{{large}}}

INTIMACY BONUS	❤ 30%	❤ 50%	❤ 100%
	Magic Resist +5	Defense +7	Defense +13

Skills

	Spiritism: Tentacles A-Suckin'
	SP Recovery: AUTO Activation AUTO	Range: [[File:Range{{{range type}}}.png| x100px | center| middle| link=Category:Skill-Range-Change]]

Max Level Skill Details
Level	Effect	Start SP	SP Cost
7	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +50%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30

Skill Progression
1	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +25%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
2	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +28%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
3	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +32%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
4	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +36%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
5	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +40%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
6	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +45%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
7	For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK +50%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
8	?	Y	X
9	?	Y	X
10	?	Y	X

Skill Upgrade Materials Skill Upgrade Materials Lv. 2 3 4 5 6 7 Items 5 [[File:{{{lv2Mat2}}}.png|45px]] {{{lv2Mat2Amount}}} [[File:{{{lv2Mat3}}}.png|45px]] {{{lv2Mat3Amount}}} 5 10 [[File:{{{lv3Mat3}}}.png|45px]] {{{lv3Mat3Amount}}} 8 4 [[File:{{{lv4Mat3}}}.png|45px]] {{{lv4Mat3Amount}}} 8 8 [[File:{{{lv5Mat3}}}.png|45px]] {{{lv5Mat3Amount}}} 8 4 [[File:{{{lv6Mat3}}}.png|45px]] {{{lv6Mat3Amount}}} 8 3 6

Interactions

Good Name
Unit's Title and Full name

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Crystalline Good [template edit]

REGULAR

Event	Dialogue
Win	Case closed! Off to punish the rest of the sweatshops in El Dorado!
Lose	This, too, must be due to my lack of training... I shall return to my picture state to then start again......
Rank Up	Sweat flying and flesh groaning! Behold my heroic figure!
Interaction #1	Behold, my muscular beauty is all thanks to the pervesions of my dear Ranmaru!
Interaction #2	My dear Ranmaru, where art thou?! Well, no matter! I shall rest in your absence.
Interaction #3	My mighty sword yearns for love, and its luster shall pierce through the dark of night once more!
Interaction #4	My body is so terribly hot and steamy from all my training! My dear Ranmaru shall surely be pleased!
Interaction #5	Exploiting passion! Exploitative sweatshops! I, Tetsubo, shan't let a single one off the hook! Heehee!
Interaction #6	none
Gift Box #1	Toad oil, huh? Why, thank you! This ought to really make my body stand out!
Gift Box #2	An erotica featuring me... hmm... how embarrassing......
Gift Box #3	Art supplies! These ought to really help out my dear Ranmaru! These will serve to punish every day that has gone by tormenting my dear Ranmaru with deadlines!
Gift Box #4	My lord, this is no loincloth! This is just a G-string! Of course, it's to my liking, so I shall gladly accept this gift!
Gift Box #5	Deodorants and colognes are off limits! They would sadden my dear Ranmaru, as he is an aficionado of manly odors!
Gift Box #6	none
For full crystalline good and interaction lines, refer to [[{{{Original}}}#Interactions_and_Crystalline_Good |]].

SUMMER

Event	Dialogue
Win	{{{Win}}}
Lose	{{{Lose}}}
Rank Up	{{{Rank Up}}}
Interaction #1	Wh-why is it so hot......?! Huh? I will feel much better if I remove my mask? A-absolutely not! I mustn't reveal my true face to my readers!
Interaction #2	Huff... huff.....! Behold, my sweat-covered body! Come on, feel free to lick it all off me!
Interaction #3	Sadly, my dear Ranmaru is in shambles... but I suppose you could enjoy the beach with me! Aah, the waves are so pleasant!
Interaction #4	Swimming ten knots to cross the length of the beach would only further enrage my mighty sword! Would you please be its sheathe tonight to quell its rage?!
Interaction #5	Oh! Please do not wash my clothes! My dear Ranmaru might use them as inspiration for his next piece......
Interaction #6	none
Gift Box #1	O-octopus?! Do not tell me that you know of my secret?!
Gift Box #2	Squid ink! My dear Ranmaru has been asking for more! What a relief!
Gift Box #3	Whoa, this is completely see-through! This will make me twice as good at the Art of Lovemaking! I will utilize this with my dear Ranmaru right away!
Gift Box #4	This swimsuit barely hides anything! Editing things out will definitely be in my future!
Gift Box #5	Whoa, oil to use to prevent sunburn! Please, by all means paint my body all over with it!
Gift Box #6	none
For full crystalline good and interaction lines, refer to [[{{{Original}}}#Interactions_and_Crystalline_Good |]].

In other languages

	Japanese	Traditional Chinese
Tetsubo	テツボウ Tetsubou	鐵棒 Tiěbàng
Fleeing is Winning	逃げるが勝ち Nigerugakachi	走為上策 Zǒuwéishàngcè
Spiritism: Tentacles A-Suckin'	寄せ・吸着触手痴戯 Yose Kyūchakushokushuchīhū	召喚・吸附觸手癡戲 Zhàohuàn Xīfùchùshǒuchīxì
Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking	忍者房中術絡繰秘伝 Ninjabōchūjutsukarakurihiden	忍者房中術機關秘傳 Rěnzhěfángzhōngshùjīguānmìchuán
Volume of Ninja Master of All Trades	ドスケベ忍法免許皆伝之巻 Dosukebeninpōmenkyokaidennomaki	好色忍法掌證書皆傳之卷 Hàosèrěnfǎzhǎngzhèngshūjiēchuánzhījuǎn

Trivia

• Tetsubo is a yaoi doujin protagonist brought to life through Eidos magic, originally the creation of Fu writing under the pen name Ranmaru.
• If viewed without his undersuit, it appears that Tetsubo's species is human.

Notes

• As a Vanguard, Tetsubo is not particularly good at generating COST, is on the expensive side to summon among his class, and he does not reimburse COST when withdrawn. However, he has a low REP at 30 seconds and will not incur the usual penalties when being defeated. As he is at his strongest when initially deployed, he can be used like a kamikaze unit, able to engage and block up to two enemies until he's manually withdrawn or defeated. His inability to reimburse COST on withdrawal seems to be at odds with his intended playstyle, making his value somewhat questionable.