Editing Tetsubo

{{Infobox Character
|image = Tetsubo.png 
|image2 = FULL Tetsubo 2.png
|illustrator-link = 遁
|class = Vanguard
|country = Yamato
|release-date = 3/28/2025
|rarity = 6 Stars ☆☆☆☆☆☆
|character-name = Tetsubo
|character-title = Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking
|availability = Ether Shop Only
|release-year = 2025
| filename = tetsubo
| Good_name = Volume of Ninja Master of All Trades
}}{{Stats
| filename = tetsubo
| lv max = 50
| hp = 946 
| hp max = 1214 
| atk = 220 
| atk max = 283 
| def = 142 
| def max = 183 
| magic res = 0 
| magic res max = 0 
| cost = 12 
| redeploy = 30 
| class = Vanguard
| block = 1 
| atk spd = 1.2 
}}
{{Stats1
| filename = tetsubo2
| lv max = 80
| hp = 1214 
| hp max = 1619 
| atk = 283 
| atk max = 378 
| def = 183 
| def max = 245 
| magic res = 0 
| magic res max = 0 
| cost = 12 
| redeploy = 30 
| class = Vanguard
| block = 1 
| atk spd = 1.2 
| range type = none
|upgrade= Vanguard Silver Rank 6}}
{{CharDetail
|deploy-tile = Low Ground
|damage-type = Single-Target Physical
|attack-reach = Ground
| range type = 2 
| trait = COST +1 per enemy defeated.<br>Does not reimburse Deploy COST upon withdrawal.
| nature name = Fleeing is Winning
| nature desc = When HP hits 0, it is treated as a normal withdrawal as opposed to a forced withdrawal
}}
{{Intimacy
|bonus1 = Magic Resist +5
|bonus2 = Defense +7
|bonus3 = Defense +13
}}

==Skills==
{{Skill
| filename = tetsubo_01
| name = Spiritism: Tentacles A-Suckin'
| recovertype = auto
| casttype = auto
| effect =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+25%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp = 30
| cost = 30
| effect2 =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+28%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp2 = 30
| cost2 = 30
| effect3 =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+32%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp3 = 30
| cost3 = 30
| effect4 =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+36%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp4 = 30
| cost4 = 30
| effect5 =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+40%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp5 = 30
| cost5 = 30
| effect6 =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+45%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp6 = 30
| cost6 = 30
| effect7 =For 12 seconds after deploying, ATK '''+50%''', block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically) 
| initsp7 = 30
| cost7 = 30
|upgrade= VanguardSkill6}}

==Interactions==
{{Dialogue
|Win = Case closed! Off to punish the rest of the sweatshops in El Dorado!
|Lose = This, too, must be due to my lack of training... I shall return to my picture state to then start again......
|Rank Up= Sweat flying and flesh groaning! <br>Behold my heroic figure!
|Interaction #1 = Behold, my muscular beauty is all thanks to the pervesions of my dear Ranmaru!
|Interaction #2 = My dear Ranmaru, where art thou?! Well, no matter! I shall rest in your absence.
|Interaction #3 = My mighty sword yearns for love, and its<br>luster shall pierce through the dark of night<br>once more!
|Interaction #4 = My body is so terribly hot and steamy from all my training! My dear Ranmaru shall surely be pleased!
|Interaction #5 = Exploiting passion! Exploitative sweatshops!<br>I, Tetsubo, shan't let a single one off the hook!<br>Heehee!
|Gift Box #1 = Toad oil, huh? Why, thank you! This ought to really make my body stand out!
|Gift Box #2 = An erotica featuring me... hmm... how embarrassing......
|Gift Box #3 = Art supplies! These ought to really help out my dear Ranmaru! These will serve to punish every day that has gone by tormenting my dear Ranmaru with deadlines!
|Gift Box #4 = My lord, this is no loincloth! This is just a G-string! Of course, it's to my liking, so I shall gladly accept this gift!
|Gift Box #5 = Deodorants and colognes are off limits! They would sadden my dear Ranmaru, as he is an aficionado of manly odors!
}}
{{Dialogue Summer
| 1= Wh-why is it so hot......?! Huh? I will feel much better if I remove my mask? A-absolutely not! I mustn't reveal my true face to my readers!
| 2= Huff... huff.....! Behold, my sweat-covered body! Come on, feel free to lick it all off me!
| 3= Sadly, my dear Ranmaru is in shambles... but I suppose you could enjoy the beach with me! Aah, the waves are so pleasant!
| 4= Swimming ten knots to cross the length of the beach would only further enrage my mighty <i>sword</i>! Would you please be its sheathe tonight to quell its rage?!
| 5= Oh! Please do not wash my clothes! My dear Ranmaru might use them as inspiration for his next piece......
| 6= O-octopus?! Do not tell me that you know of my secret?!
| 7= Squid ink! My dear Ranmaru has been asking for more! What a relief!
| 8= Whoa, this is completely see-through! This will make me twice as good at the Art of Lovemaking! I will utilize this with my dear Ranmaru right away!
| 9= This swimsuit barely hides anything! Editing things out will definitely be in my future!
| 10= Whoa, oil to use to prevent sunburn! Please, by all means paint my body all over with it!
}}

== In other languages ==
{| class="wikitable"
!
!Japanese
!Traditional Chinese
|-
!Tetsubo
|テツボウ ''Tetsubou''
|鐵棒 ''Tiěbàng''
|-
|-
!Fleeing is Winning
|逃げるが勝ち ''Nigerugakachi''
|走為上策 ''Zǒuwéishàngcè''
|-
|-
!Spiritism: Tentacles A-Suckin'
|寄せ・吸着触手痴戯 ''Yose Kyūchakushokushuchīhū''
|召喚・吸附觸手癡戲 ''Zhàohuàn Xīfùchùshǒuchīxì''
|-
|-
!Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking
|忍者房中術絡繰秘伝 ''Ninjabōchūjutsukarakurihiden''
|忍者房中術機關秘傳 ''Rěnzhěfángzhōngshùjīguānmìchuán''
|-
|-
!Volume of Ninja Master of All Trades
|ドスケベ忍法免許皆伝之巻 ''Dosukebeninpōmenkyokaidennomaki''
|好色忍法掌證書皆傳之卷 ''Hàosèrěnfǎzhǎngzhèngshūjiēchuánzhījuǎn''
|}

==Trivia==

* Tetsubo is a yaoi doujin protagonist brought to life through Eidos magic, originally the creation of Fu writing under the pen name Ranmaru. 
* If viewed without his undersuit, it appears that Tetsubo's species is human. 

==Notes==

* As a Vanguard, Tetsubo is not particularly good at generating COST, is on the expensive side to summon among his class, and he does not reimburse COST when withdrawn. However, he has a low REP at 30 seconds and will not incur the usual penalties when being defeated. As he is at his strongest when initially deployed, he can be used like a kamikaze unit, able to engage and block up to two enemies until he's manually withdrawn or defeated. His inability to reimburse COST on withdrawal seems to be at odds with his intended playstyle, making his value somewhat questionable.